certainly i can never get along with mom
cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
I want a tattoo on my dick that says “i know, right?”
probably you can only get “ikr”
Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood
Not at all, filmore was my shit!
$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
“My past made me who I am today. I can’t just pretend it never happened. But the biggest lesson I learnt from that, is that I can be an example for others who are still struggling! There’s always hope and help for everyone. I think it’s my responsibility to do that, to help. I always refer to this as the “moment of clarity”. It’s hard to explain what really happened, but it was a once in a lifetime kind of moment. I had reached my lowest point and I just knew things had to change quickly because there was just no other way, you know.”
May your soul rest in peace, Cory Monteith.
(May 11st, 1982 - July 13rd, 2013)
Emma Watson attends the ‘Christian Dior’ show as part of Paris Fashion Week (7th July 2014)
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
I used to think one day we'd tell the story of us, How we met and the sparks flew instantly.
do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore